Dare y’all take a walk in them there woods where lost souls meaner than a striped snake roam. Stay on that there path and do nahwt be lured into thay trees. They is alive.
Mosey on over to the Happy Honky-tonk for dawgs ayn’ moonshine. Nearly live music. Entertainers for the young varmints ayn’ fawtune a-tellin with Ma. Fearful firewawks.
Y’all be in for a dadgummitt scary time!